terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

I HAVEN’T BEEN ON IN FOREVER AND I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE

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crrocs:

When people change their last name on facebook to Bieber

Nooooo

precipitates:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away